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mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

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villainoustyranny:

but if im queer

and you’re queer

then who’s the straight white protagonist who’s flying the plane?

(Source: princesspussystank, via tommypickles)

hattmanstumbler:

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

They’ve evolved.

My cat figured out where the laser came from and got pissed at me. He like walked away and laid down and wouldn’t talk to me for two days. 

hattmanstumbler:

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

They’ve evolved.

My cat figured out where the laser came from and got pissed at me. He like walked away and laid down and wouldn’t talk to me for two days. 

(via tommypickles)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via raykul)

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When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled

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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via strawberry-taffy)

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

(via moose-nips)

mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

mysharona1987:

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

I’m reblogging this because this could actually save someone one day.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up, via moose-nips)