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BUT WHY
HE EATS A WHOLE RAW POTATO
For a moment I was wondering if they had any kids.
And then I remembered where babies come from.
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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(Source: idcaboutostriches, via raykul)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
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Sam: You know Cas, you’ve got some nice firm tomatoes there. Need any help?
Castiel: I would very much enjoy you aiding me in spreading my seed around.
Dean: Back that hoe up Sammy, that moist soil is where I plant my cucumber.
*hysterical cackling*
(Source: jayeryane-archived, via i-lost-the-ability-toucan)
His shirt says Kamehameha. Cool!
