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deadguy95:

everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness

what???? didn’t hear u all the way down there????? do u need a ladder????? i can get u a ladder

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whathappenedtocharlotte:

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nycworkforce1:

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Dress like a leader.

except FUCK YOU WOMEN CAN WEAR PANTS IF THEY WANT

*You can substitute pants (at the same level of formality/casualness) in any of these situations. 

But this is real good for reference. 

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comedycentral:

Which of these #LamerDuos tweets is the most dynamic? Watch tonight’s new @midnight and find out!

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easterbunnymundlover:

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

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flannelsandjeans:

#relationshipgoals

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90schild:

I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….

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